Thank the Lawd that the Chaifetz Arena now has free Wi-Fi. Otherwise I would not be able to report to you live from the State of Emergency V: The Final Chapter. Okay, maybe I’m not still there, but the concert took tardiness to a new level. It was a good show, but it lost major points when it barely started before 10 p.m., even though 7 p.m. was printed on the ticket. Once the show got rolling, it rolled – but it stayed on pause for more than a minute! LA4$$ can use plenty of fine tuning as far as his stage presence, but it’s clear from the audience’s reaction to him that he is a star. And he’s such a little cutie too. The Migos found the rest of their show they seemed to have forgotten when they came to Chaifetz towards the end of last year for The Resolution. Boosie closed things out. He did this thing, but came out looking straight outta St. Olaf with a Rose Nylund (yes, of “The Golden Girls”) pastel wind suit. I’m not saying he’s any less of a savage, but that shuffleboard realness was an unexpected style choice to say the least. The show started when it felt like it, but I’ll give it to S.L.I.M. for keeping the folks until it was over.
