Speaking of slayage, by now I don’t have to tell y’all how Beyoncé tore the roof off when she brought The Formation Tour to the STL and served the show of a lifetime at The Dome Saturday night – but you know I am anyway! Yes, she was late as a mug. But by the time she hit the stage and said “Okay ladies now let’s get in formation” all was forgiven. Actually, slaying is an understatement for what happened! King Bey went full ax murderer on us! So much so, that after how she took all of our breath away, Beyoncé can actually be officially listed as the most prolific serial killer of all time. It just might be the best show I’ve ever seen in my life. Anybody who reads Partyline knows how many shows I attend on the regular, so for me to say that it must have been hitting on absolutely everything. The song choices, her performance, the wardrobe, her performance, the special effects, her performance….she did that…all.of.it. She even baptized us with the water from her splashing pool that was in the middle of the stage. And she changed the set list to work in “Single Ladies” so St. Louis’ own John Silver could propose to his boo – her backup dancer Ashley Everett. It was an all-around unforgettable night. I’m not going to name names – mainly because I don’t have room – but Bey needs to teach a Live Performance 101 class to all of these lip syncing, vocal track using non-dancing alleged divas out right now. The show was so fantastic, that if they said she was coming back out to do the whole thing over again – guess who would have been PERCHED?…even if it meant another two hour wait for her to take the stage. Does that make it plain enough for you?