I know it’s not a party per se, but those cows were turnt on the Northside last Thursday afternoon. When they were trotting past the pawn shop on Grand, I wouldn’t have been surprised if they stopped at the liquor store and got a little drank (yes, I said drank) to celebrate their great escape. I howled for hours as the chase was underway. Never have I been so grateful to Mark Zuckerberg for blessing us with Facebook as I was on Thursday afternoon. The social media reactions were priceless. My favorite of them ALL hands down belongs to the commentary and video provided by Kelli “Alleyezoneme” Jacho and Antinisha Ward. It was absolutely everything! I must let one of you know that cows don’t bark, but I really wish I had the funds to finance turning the two-minute clip into a full-length urban stage play turned film. What? If Tyler Perry can make “Boo: A Madea Halloween,” I know I could make “Cows in the Hood!” The people cut up and cut loose when the cows came. Even with our “Arkanssippi” roots, we clearly have no more ties to down south. Y’all were on some “hide your husbands, hide your wife and your kids…” The way y’all carried on like they were coming to snatch your souls, eat your brains or carry you off to another planet – even though we’ve been eating them our whole entire life. And it was apparent they were in search of freedom, not revenge. I’m so glad it was able to happen for them.
