Your girl was thumbing through the 55th anniversary edition of Jet Magazine yesterday and peeped something that tore my heart to pieces. I came across an old-school pic of my hall of fame baby daddy Denzel Washington and couldn’t help but notice that one of the sexiest men alive has been nipped and tucked! Help.
There was a photo of him back when he was Dr. Fine (not his real character’s name, but it should have been) on St. Elswhere side by side with a recent one. He looks younger now that he is closer to 60 than back when he was barely 30.
And that tightness wasn’t the only thing that was, um, different. Denzel had a new nose, his hairline was pulled back, with some additions to his cheeks and chin. All he needs is a boob job and homeboy could be the Swan (y’all remember that Dr. Frankenstein type pageant where they used plastic surgery to create beauty queens).
Then not 20 minutes after I got over him and his upgrades did I turn on VH1’s The Blonde Possum with Black Roots (I mean Wendy Williams) Experience and watch the female impersonator formerly known as Vivica A. Fox lie about going under the knife.
She was looking like a figurine from the Black World History Wax Museum talking about all she had was breast implants. Uncle Viv, the truth will set you free! Her face was so snatched and synthetic that she couldn’t even laugh at Wendy Williams’ jokes.
Vivica and her newly fish-faced friend Tisha Campbell-Martin probably should have called Denzel and asked who he used, ‘cause they look like they got their surgery done by the eyebrow lady at the nail shop.