Your girl finally made it back to a Rams game this season and let’s just say I could have had a V8. Before I go into any of the game run down let me issue this safety warning to anybody more than 5’2 and 90 lbs – Those stadium seats are NOT for you!
I just thank the Lord that I am the only official Sista Big Bone in my family ‘cause if my sister had not been a petite sexy, we would have had to draw straws and one of us would have been sitting in the car getting a cell phone play by play.
I couldn’t even look to the left without all of my sexiness leaking onto my neighbor’s shoulder.
Then after 3 and ¾ quarters of watching the Rams get whooped upside the head we decide to roll out because we already know – or so we think – what’s going to go down.
We go to my house and start watching a movie. We had already put the piece of game behind us only to have our mama call to tell us how happy we should be that of all the games we could have gone to we picked the one that they actually won.
And I was like “ We went to see the St. Louis Rams, not the Riverview Gardens Rams”. She said “Watch the news if you don’t believe me,” and sure ‘nough they were talking some yak about a last minute score. My sister gave me the super side eye the rest of the night because I was the one who decided we should burn out when one of my rolls got a crook in it.