Well, it looks like people are going to be talking about the butt whipping Zab Judah put on our homie Cory Spinks until the tiebreaker, which I’m anticipating in about 10 months. Zab whipped Cory so badly that for a second there I thought Cory was throwing the fight. Zab chased Cory like Gov. Matt Blunt went after human services programs.
Some people are blaming Cory’s loss on his showboating entrance with Nelly, who had the Savvis Center fight fans on their feet. Give me a break. A lot of fighters have showy entrances to hype themselves and entertain the crowd, just like when they talk stuff. It’s all part of the hype. Some fighters even showboat in the ring: Ali, Sugar Ray Leonard, Pernell “Sweet Pea” Witaker, Roy Jones Jr. I’m not saying it’s the thing to do, especially in the ring, but that isn’t why Cory lost.
Anyway that fight is over. Cory’s out of the hospital and still has all his teeth. I just hope the rest of the fights that kicked off during and after the ring battles are over. Well, I’m sure one isn’t. That’s the one between Eddie Hasan’s daughter and Yaphett El-Amin’s younger sister and her so-called husband. During a private afterparty for Zab in a loft above Club Isis, girlfriend’s boo shattered her windows, slashed her tires, scratched paint off her car and, worst of all, physically assaulted her.
I wish Zab would have seen him, ran out there and hit him with some of those bolos he knocked Cory silly with. Her (former, I’m sure) boo is obviously quick to strike a woman, but he’d probably rather crawl through a lion’s den wearing porkchop panties than fight a man, let alone a champion. Well, they got stricter laws for that kind of unmanly animalistic nonsense. Something tells me that one isn’t over.
There were also fights outside of the ring between fight fans. A woman who could probably whip Cory dropped another lady after she hit her with a flurry of blows. Then people from both sides joined in, and it was on like Batman and Robin against the Joker, Penguin and the Riddler (boom! zamm!, splat! Kaboom!) for at least 5 minutes. This throwdown happened right after Cory’s fight was over. And these had to be at least $200 seats, because they were near the ring. And that wasn’t the only one inside Savvis. There were at least two more.
Then, when I rolled up in Club Plush, security had to mace the place because fools were tripping in there. That place is too plush for all that. Anyway, I got a call that Nelly’s party was the place to be, so I hopped on out to the Pageant. And, no doubt, it was the hot spot. I didn’t see many celebs there, but I didn’t see any at the fight, either. What’s up with that Don King?
Don’t lose any hair over it. Some of our St. Louis celebs represented, like: Ozzie Smith, Cedric The Entertainer, Nelly, St. Lunatics, papa Leon Spinks and Jackie Joyner Kersee. Now, there could have been more celebs at Nelly’s party, but they must have been onstage, which was the real VIP. My VIP tickets must have really been IP tickets, because all of the big wigs were onstage, so I couldn’t see if celebs were in the house or not. Though I do believed I peeped Jermaine Dupri, and I heard Nelly call Ashanti to the stage.