Please control rude and ghetto team leaders with illegal side hustles and tell them not to bring that mess to work! Your girl was out (in order to keep myself from getting shanked, the franchise shall remain nameless) tryin’ to get her grub on when out of nowhere someone starts yellin’ “Hey I got that Madea Goes To Jail for Five Dollars.” Now I was in the straight up hood and everybody on every corner is selling something, but what had a sister completely thrown off was when I looked around outside and didn’t see anybody. After rubbing my eyes seven times, turning my neck like an owl and checking the backseat, I thought the heat had gotten to me. It suddenly hit me that the voice was coming from the inside of the drive-thru window! Help!!!! Then another worker started going on and on about how he could burn more on the back office computer and the two started giving each other dap like they had come up on a for real get rich quick scam. I must have given one of the most stank “are you for real” crazy faces as I pointed to the “smile you are on camera” sign in the window, ‘cause sister lady girl went on and on about how she was just playing until my food got cold. So my question of the day is: if I had actually cuffed the bootleg, would fries have come with that?