10. His speech pathologist was under the weather.
9. His vacation days don’t rollover.
8. He thought Hurricane Katrina was a popular drink in the French Quarter.
7. He’s more into unnatural disasters like war.
6. He didn’t want to smear his conservative, right-wing extremist image among his boys.
5. There was actual mass destruction.
4. He had to take a racial sensitivity course before he went hugging all those black people.
3. He thinks Mother Nature is out to get him.
2. He thinks Saddam Hussein has relatives there.
1. He’s George Bush!