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“font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: Verdana;”>I’m probably one of the 18 people who don’t unabashedly live for the antics of talk show host Wendy Williams’ candid wig and chonk battle chatter. But y’all do, so it was my appointed duty to roll through the mall and see what the fuss was about when she came to town. Now Wendy is cool as all get out, but I just never got into her watered down TV persona. But y’all had the Chesterfield Mall lookin’ like Northwest Plaza circa 1992 and security was a nervous wreck last Thursday to catch her in the flesh for a mini promo show! Now because I don’t follow her, I had no idea who the wighead Shakeitha was until she came to town. When I first saw it propped up on the stage I was like “why hasn’t anyone arrested Wendy for decapitating Tami Roman and toting the top portion of her corpse in broad daylight?” But then she explains that wighead Shakeitha is a former hip-hop groupie that Wendy rescued from the beauty supply so that she can see the world and go back and get her education. People were clapping about this, but if wighead Shakeitha is how you promote education…girl, you need a new platform!
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“font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: Verdana;”>Anyway her larger than life cleavage was hoisted to the heavens and she looked good considering. But when she did her presto change-o from that “My,My,My” red dress to don beloved leopard print wrap mini, she forgot it was the exact same outfit she wore when she came to town last year. What? I couldn’t have been the only one that peeped the repeat! I still was quietly entertained by her subliminal chop to somebody’s space age pimpin’ granny with the purple hair, silver sequined blouse and home glued bedazzled jeans! Keep comin’ back to town Wendy, because the folks obviously just can’t get enough.