I’ve been having an ongoing conversation with my colleague, Bill Beene (you know, the man on the scene) about why there are always so many pics of chicks in Partyline. He says there are just way more beautiful women out there than there are fine men. I refused to believe that there are not hot brothers in the STL until I rolled to the Dub Car Show with him.
But Rob Kirk and company’s recent party at Ten14 told a different story. I’m wondering if those brothers were from out of town. Anyway, all ya’ll need to do is hit me up (dshante@stlamerican.com) and let me know where to find the sexiest, most gorgeous men in the Lou. And from now on brothers, when Bill shows up with his camera, let the man take your picture ‘cause the ladies in the Lou been checkin’ for you.
On Sunday I stopped by the DUB Magazine car show at America’s Center. Seems like I got there just in time ‘cause as I was parking my car I saw Orlando Pace, Issac Bruce and Tory Holt with his fam and finally realized your girl was in the Rams players parking lot! Video chick Vida Guerra was supposed to be there but from what I’m hearing from my peeps, she was a no show. But mamacita didn’t appear to be missed. There were enough eye candies to look at (and wannabe’s to laugh at) that kept the brothers pre-occupied all afternoon. They were all over that Daphne LaSalle who was manning the Hummer display. But let me say this ladies: if your cheeks are hanging out of your micro mini skirt, you might as well leave it in the hamper and just rock your draws. The whole point of wearing clothes on the bottom is to cover it up! Some of y’all should have been charging two dollars a peep for the show you were giving to everyone that looked your way. There were all kinds of folks in the car show and some rides that you wouldn’t believe. Especially the baby Goldmember. Dude had a car with a 24-karat gold engine! Homeboy spent $200,000 on this car that came complete with a 24-karat gold Xbox and a chilled bottle of Cristal in the console. Shoot, if times got tough, Lee’s Pawn and Jewelry would be happy to get some of his action.
Party about the town. The Loft was on and popping as usual this past Friday, the way it is just about every time I roll by. Way to go y’all and thanks for letting my designated driver roll through with me. I feel the love. I wasn’t the only one in good spirits. I peeped former NBA player Anthony Bonner having a good time. No wonder: The next morning I found out he had been in court Friday morning to settle his child support dispute. He has to fork out some big bills every month (his child should be able to put dubs on his or her bike), but his attorney was able to get the judge and prosecutor let him hit the bricks instead of the concrete jungle. $200k is better than jail, right? I would’ve been partying that night too.