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“font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: Verdana;”>Straight pandemonium is the best way to describe what went down at the Old Rock house for Sygu’s annual Teese party. When I arrived, the line outside stretched the length of the building. Over 500 people were there as some waited hours to gain entry. Some were so frustrated that they chose to skip the line by jumping the fence. Was it really that serious though? I suppose they weren’t lying when they recommended that early arrival would be a necessity. Police were posted outside as threats of overcrowding became more and more apparent. You would think one was giving away London & Sons chicken baskets seeing how the masses were knocking the doors down. Many ladies gallivanted towards the door with decorative t shirts and the expected skin tight leggings. I’m sure Aldo and Arsol’s shelves were bare because the footgame was on point. I never have seen so many shoes with pink and neon green laces. Some complained though that perhaps the Old Rock House wasn’t the best venue for the monster sized event. Considering they packed out The Pageant in years past, Teese definitely could have benefited from a larger venue. Since the building was packed like a Wendy Williams bust line, I decided to hit it before I was trampled to death. In retrospect, I feel stupid for not taking advantage and not setting up a tripe sandwich stand. Maybe then, I would have been more inclined to stay.