10. It occurred to him that a president can give pardons.
9. He loves his fellow thugs – no matter what color they are.
8. One of those eight bullets traveled to his head.
7. He always looked up to “C” students.
6. He’s impressed by Bush’s arsenal.
5. He wants the Bush daughters in his next video.
4. He likes Bush’s get-rich-or-die-trying and go-it-alone attitudes.
3. He’s trying to get people’s minds off the rampant negative reviews about his debut movie.
2. It makes the case for his war against Kayne West and his raps of mass edification.
1. 50 Cent’s girlfriend ain’t nothing but a gold digger.