“font-family: Verdana; line-height: 13px;”>Can we please bury the

notion that Newt Gingrich is some kind of deep thinker? His

intellect may be as broad as the sea, but it’s about as deep as a

birdbath.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>I’m

not saying the Republican presidential front-runner is unacquainted

with ideas. Quite the contrary: Ideas rain through his brain like

confetti, escaping at random as definitive pronouncements about

this or that. But they are other people’s ideas, and Gingrich

doesn’t bother to curate them into anything resembling a consistent

philosophy.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>The

week’s most vivid example of Gingrich’s intellectual promiscuity

sent principled conservatives into apoplexy. Mitt Romney, his chief

opponent for the GOP nomination, had called on Gingrich to return

the $1.6 million in consulting fees he received from housing giant

Freddie Mac. Gingrich replied that he would “be glad to listen” if

Romney would first “give back all the money he’s earned from

bankrupting companies and laying off employees” during his time as

head of the investment firm Bain Capital.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>If

this were a column about Gingrich’s hypocrisy, the point would be

that he has been scorchingly critical of Freddie Mac while at the

same time accepting tons of the firm’s money. But this is about his

shallowness – and the fact that in blasting Romney he adopted the

ideas and rhetoric of Occupy Wall Street

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>Republicans

are supposed to believe that “bankrupting companies and laying off

employees” is something to celebrate, not bemoan, because this is

seen as the way capitalism works. Even in the heat of a campaign,

no one who has thought deeply about economics and adopted the

conservative viewpoint – which Gingrich wants us to believe he has

done – could possibly commit such heresy.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>Gingrich

doesn’t just borrow ideas from the protesters he once advised to

“get a job, right after you take a bath.” He’s as indiscriminate as

a vacuum cleaner, except for a bias toward the highfalutin and

trendy.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>Take

his solution for making the federal government so efficient that we

could save $500 billion a year: a management system called Lean Six

Sigma. There’s no way Gingrich could resist such a shiny bauble of

jargon.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>I

won’t argue with the corporate executives who say that Lean Six

Sigma works wonders for their firms. But is a technique developed

by Motorola to reduce the number of defects in its electronic gear

really applicable to government? There’s no reason to think it

would be, unless you somehow restructured government to introduce

competition and a genuine, not simulated, profit motive.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>Another

example is Gingrich’s bizarre claim last year that “Kenyan,

anti-colonial behavior” was the key to understanding President

Obama. Aside from being one of the stranger, least comprehensible

utterances by a prominent American politician in recent memory, it

was also completely unoriginal. Gingrich was citing and endorsing a

hallucinatory piece in Forbes by Dinesh D’Souza. It was

merely the idea du jour.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>Gingrich

finds it hard to watch an intellectual fad pass by without becoming

infatuated. Do you remember Second Life, the digital realm? In

2007, he told us it was “an example of how we can rethink learning”

and potentially “one of the great breakthroughs of the next 10

years.” I know Second Life still exists, but have you heard a lot

about it recently? Has it changed your world?

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>Gingrich

didn’t originate the idea of solving the health insurance problem

through an individual mandate, but he supported it – before

bitterly opposing it. Nor was he saying anything new last week when

he made the offensive claim that Palestinians are an “invented

people.” His xenophobic views about the alleged threat to the

United States from Islam and Shariah law are in conflict with

earlier statements praising immigration and the melting pot as

great American strengths. But for Gingrich, the word contradiction

has no meaning. His discourse knows no past and no future, just the

glib opportunism of now.

“font-size: 9.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;”>Eugene

Robinson’s email address is

eugenerobinson@washpost.com.

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