The liberal elitists intellectuals are trying to make a “big deal” over the Bill Maher interview of Delaware Tea Party candidate for U.S. Senate Christine O’Donnell practicing witchcraft. She just dabbled into witchcraft. She never joined a coven!
You see, the devil is in the details. “One of her first dates,” she says, “was on a satanic altar.” She went to a movie and then “had a little midnight picnic on a satanic altar.”
Can’t we all just admit that all of us at one time or the other have taken a girl to the movies and ended up at the end of the evening having a little midnight picnic on a satanic altar? It’s high school! It just happens! There was just a little blood there, and she didn’t join a coven so it doesn’t count.
Now she’s fighting to stop scientists from using stem cells to create human-mouse hybrids. “They are doing that here in the United States,” O’Donnell says. “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”
Besides, we all know what happens on a satanic altar stays on a satanic altar. That shouldn’t make a difference when electing her as U.S. Senator so she can stop the mice with human brains from taking over the Republican Party!
Marc Perkel
Gilroy, CA